For those of you who do not know Matt, there are numerous reasons why he is going to be famous. So get autographs while you can. Below I shall list a few.
- He is attending UT Austin next fall to pursue a PhD in neuroscience. 'Nough said, but I shall continue.
- He can model like it's no one's business in flannel, spontaneously, in the dining hall.
- He can sing, he can dance, he can act. Yes, he's a triple threat.
- I think he's the closest that you can get to a professional contra dancer, and he literally sweeps people off their feet.
- If you check Facebook, you can still see his high school schedules under the notes sections from the years '09-'10 and '10-'11. Don't know why this would make him famous, but hey, it's funny!
- You can look at some of his super cool research stuff: here
- His eyes. That is all.
- Call his best friend Suzy for more information. She knows all.
Matt is graduating in 4 days (so he's a champ! And I'm granting this post as a grad present and a procrastination tactic). Wherever he goes he brings joy, laughter, smiles, and cheer. This kid is funny. I feel like I'm marketing him, so I shall continue since I'm on a roll. He enjoys Disney movie marathons with his friends, especially the cheesy ones that like no one has ever heard of that play on Disney channel. Those are the best. And he wants a cool tattoo of some chemical chemical structure (Dopamine? I don't know).
So I shall end with some insightful words from Matt himself, "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smeely cat, it's not your fault." (December 24, 2010)


